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7 Inch Of The Month Club was a series of twelve 7" colored records published by between February 2005 and January 2006, available through a paid subscription which could had been purchased via their webstore. Subsequent black vinyl repressings do not belong to this series (nor are Club Editions). For the 2019 edition, see . The joke that is spread out across the runout etchings of these 7"s is as follows: [#1A]: A PUNK, A RABBI AND A REPUBLICAN WALK INTO A BAR... [#1B]: THEY SEAT THEMSELVES AS FAR AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER AS POSSIBLE... [#2A]: THE BARTENDER ASKS THE PUNK FOR HIS ORDER, "ONE SHOT OF WHISKEY" [#2B]: THE BARTENDER SMILES AND SAYS. "ONE SHOT OF WHISKEY COMING RIGHT UP" [#3A]: AS THE BARTENDER WALKS BACK TO THE BAR, THE RABBI BEGINS TO CHANT A PRAYER... [#3B]: THE PUNK ROLLS HIS EYES AND MUTTERS UNDER HIS BREATH. "SHUT UP OLD MAN"... [#4A]: THE BARTENDER SAYS "YOU CAN'T SPEAK TO MY CUSTOMERS THAT WAY." [#4B]: THE PUNK DOWNS HIS WHISKEY AND SAYS, "SORRY BUT THE RABBI'S A FUCKIN' DOUCHE BAG..." [#5A]: THE REPUBLICAN SAYS TO THE BAR TENDER, "GET THAT ASSHOLE OUTTA HERE!"... [#5B]: THE PUNK HEARS THIS AND SAYS, "I MAY BE AN ASSHOLE BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A DOUCHE BAG"... [#6A]: THE BARTENDER TURNS TO THE REPUBLICAN AND TELLS HIM "YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE"... [#6B]: THEN THE BARTENDER AND THE PUNK BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE REPUBLICAN... [#7A]: "THEN THEY KICK THE REPUBLICAN OUT OF THE BAR..." [#7B]: THE RABBI THEN ASKS, "WHY DID YOU KICK THAT MAN OUT OF THE BAR?" [#8A]: THE PUNK REPLIES, "CUZ HE'S A REPUBLICAN. YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHEBAG!" [#8B]: THE BARTENDER SLAMS A BOTTLE TO THE BAR AND SAYS... [#9A]: I TOLD YOU THAT YOU MUST RESPECT MY CUSTOMERS [#9B]: THE PUNK REPLIES, "I DO RESPECT YOUR CUSTOMERS." [#10A]: "I'M JUST SAYING THAT THE RABBI IS A DOUCHE BAG" [#10B]: "OK, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE" SAYS THE BARTENDER AS HE KICKS THE PUNK [#11A]: THE BARTENDER APOLOGIZES TO THE RABBI AND SAYS... [#11B]: "LET ME GET YOU A DRINK ON THE HOUSE. WHAT'LL YOU HAVE ?" [#12A]: THE RABBI REPLIES: "I'LL HAVE A VINEGAR AND WATER" [#12B]: (no etching)